Following a whirlwind farce, Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married!
If you think you are experiencing deja vu right now, allow us to explain:
Yes, Travis and Courtney have been “married” once before.
But their quick Vegas wedding was just a dress rehearsal, a warm up for the main event.
On Sunday, Courtney and Travis were legally married in a small, private ceremony in Santa Barbara.
This is an exciting time for these two lovebirds – and if you think they’re stuck, there’s something else coming to you!
A source close to the situation told People magazine that “they had to get married legally before the big Italian wedding, which is happening very soon.”
“All the details are set and the whole family, including all the kids, is very excited.”
Yes, Courtney and Travis are already planning a third marriage.
It is not clear why they thought they had to marry Santa Barbara again in exchange for foreign promises, but fortunately, it seems the two are not expecting a gift at each of their weddings.
In fact, TMZ is reporting that Courtney’s sisters were not even present at her Santa Barbara wedding.
According to the outlet, Travis and Courtney were joined only by “bodyguards and a few witnesses” when they exchanged vows at the downtown courthouse in Santa Barbara.
After the ceremony, the newlyweds paused to take pictures with Courtney’s grandmother and Travis’ father before getting into a vintage car with a large “Just Married” sign on the back.
The traditional look extends to the couple’s attire, with Travis embellishing all black and Courtney all embroidering white.
There is no word on whether Court and Travis have started their honeymoon, but considering they are ready for another wedding, they have just left home.
Sounds weird to us, but obviously, Courtney and Travis always planned to get married many times.
“Once in a country, far away (Las Vegas) at 2am, after an epic night and a little tequila, a queen and her handsome King Elvis went to the only open chapel and got married (with no license),” Courtney said of their first marriage. He later wrote on Instagram, adding:
“Practice is the key to success.”
Maybe Courtney is trying to say “I do” rather than Kim.
Or maybe she’s been doing makeup for a lost time with Scott Disk, who famously refused to tie the knot,
Whatever the case, insiders have indicated that Court and Trav are planning to retake the rest of 2022.
Yes, after the Italian ceremony, there may be more marriages.
Both parties have not posted any pictures of their latest wedding, but we are sure they will be coming soon.
In the meantime, our sincere congratulations to Courtney and Travis, who are not legally male or female.
Someone should probably check out Scott, as we’re guessing the friend is less thrilled with this latest development.